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Sat, 25 May 2013 14:07:27 -0400

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:07:05 -0400

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 14:05:36 -0400

b0mbshell101: i follow back(:

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:04:55 -0400

b0mbshell101:

i follow back(:

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Sat, 25 May 2013 14:04:46 -0400

skateon-and-keepcalm: sexcouture: mymymycroft: catch-thecumber...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:20:05 -0400

skateon-and-keepcalm:

sexcouture:

mymymycroft:

catch-thecumbersnitch:

shut-up-merlin:

laughingsquid:

Where they make the Tumblr

LOOK AT THE GUY ON THE COUCH ON THE RIGHT

the guy on the right is the epitome of tumblr he probably did that at his job interview and theyre like youre hired

ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THE DOG GUYS THEY HAVE A DOG

I feel like my blog is a disgrace if i dont reblog this

I bet the lounge room have like Mean Girls playing & someone serving them Starbucks

BuT GuiSE thE dOG Has A bALl tO plAY WIth

thosefunnymemes: This one is just too funny lol

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:19:26 -0400

thosefunnymemes:

This one is just too funny lol

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Fri, 24 May 2013 22:19:02 -0400

bluntess: art

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:18:56 -0400

bluntess:

art

hanh410: bereweillschmidt: That’s why I love the German...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:18:49 -0400

hanh410:

bereweillschmidt:

That’s why I love the German language. It’s always about being unique :)

the pain I’m going through

cuteys: i do

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:18:22 -0400

cuteys:

i do

camacaileon: johnlocked-stargazer-in-tardis: intotherainbowsunsetwithcastiel: narcissistic-alcohol...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:18:13 -0400

camacaileon:

johnlocked-stargazer-in-tardis:

intotherainbowsunsetwithcastiel:

narcissistic-alcoholic:

my mom was watching supernatural with me and we were wondering why we just couldnt find sam as attractive as dean. we realized however it was beacause my cousin matt happens to look just like jared padalecki

#Literally thought this was a picture of Jared..

#Always reblog the original Cousin Matt post

mareeps: today in yearbook this guy AJ was being really rude and disruptive so my teacher told him...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:17:41 -0400

mareeps:

today in yearbook this guy AJ was being really rude and disruptive so my teacher told him to act ladylike. instead of doing his usually disruptive stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out

“MY BOOBS HURT”

“I NEED A MAN”

“IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY BEST YOU SURE AS HELL DONT DESERVE ME AT MY WORST”

“I CANT DRIVE”

“WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME”

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Fri, 24 May 2013 22:17:17 -0400

theoncomingstormofgallifrey: such-a-retardis: catswithbenefits: why ride a rollercoaster when you...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:17:08 -0400

theoncomingstormofgallifrey:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 22:16:51 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 22:16:30 -0400

autumnw0lf: Yes, you want this on your blog.

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:16:09 -0400

autumnw0lf:

Yes, you want this on your blog.

celeryandhummus: our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:15:04 -0400

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

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Fri, 24 May 2013 22:11:00 -0400